Monday, February 20, 2017

Quest 01 - Scene 03 - A Fishy Tale



As our heroes occupy themselves finding whatever they can get their hands on in this prison cell. The water surfaces breaks and from out of the depth comes a creature that is half fish, half man. It has the head of a fish and the body of a pygmy man. It is the dreaded Water Baby.

The heroes noticed not only is the Water Baby completely naked. It also seems like it is holding a real dangerous weapon a fish bone. Silvius eyes sparkles as he saw it; wanting to add it to his hoarding collection.



 

 Silvius: 'I wish to grab the fish bone',
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GM: 'Are you sure about this?'
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 Silvius: 'Yes!" [Rolls 1 out of 20]
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Silvius tries to grab for the weapon and succeeded in grabbing it by the blades. He jerks his hand back and swears angrily at the Water Baby.
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 Tony: 'Ha ha ha ha. What a mook!'
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'Let me show you how it is done!',  says Tony pushing Silvius aside, Tony rushes towards the creature and gives it a great big kick causing the creature to fly and slam against the wall.


Fox was too afraid of the thing and cowered near the stove area. But, Catelyn and Dream went up to it and began stomping on the poor critter till it stopped moving. Catelyn begins searching the naked body of the Water Baby and managed to find herself a Staff of Curing [3 feet length] which seemed to have protruded out of the Water Baby's [1 foot] ass.


 

GM: 'I'm not sure what the hell happened? But the dice don't lie!'
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Dream: 'It's my turn. I want to gouge the eyes out of the water baby, mash it into a paste, cook it, slather it on a piece of toasted bread, and eat it!'
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Catelyn: 'Why the hell would you do that?'
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Dream: 'It might taste good." [rolls dice]
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Dream with the slop in her hand, opens her mouth and begins to eat it slowly. She keeps chewing the food in her mouth while giving the impression she likes it. She then swallows it, closes her eyes, and wishes never to take another bite of that thing ever again.

While everyone was trying to keep themselves from spewing from the spectacle that they beheld. Silvius is seen reaching over and grabbing the fish-bone sword. Another trinket to add to his collection.





END
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